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INTERSEXED

Authoress’ Note: Technically, this is a man-bashing joke, rather than a true Transgender joke.  However, the presence of an intersexed infant as the central theme of the joke puts it into a gray area in the middle.

 A woman gave birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor came in.  “I have to tell you something about your baby.”

The woman sat up in bed and says, “What’s wrong with my baby, Doctor?  What’s wrong?”

“Well, now, nothing’s wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different,” replied the doctor.  “Your baby is interesxed.”

The woman gasped.  “What’s that?”

”Well, it means your baby is what we used to call a hermaphrodite.  It has the features of a male and a female.”

The woman turned pale.  She says, “Oh my god!  You mean it has a penis AND a brain?”

Last modified: 12/24/13