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"How Not To Tell Your Wife"

This is  the one I actually used,  "Dear you don't have to worry about the other woman I am her"!

Don't tell her in a moving vehicle, particularly if she is driving.

Oh, hi.  I hope you don't mind me borrowing this outfit.  I like it so much, I just had to try it on.

Dear, I'm not sure I'd like you to go on a diet, we'll be different sizes then. 

Don't tell her just before a weekend trip.  It will kill the trip if it doesn't kill you or her.

Darling, my eyeliner's run out, can I borrow yours?

Wow, that dress is something, but it'd look better on me.

Here is a picture of me (actually used by Karen with a prospective wife with favorable reaction)

Have you seen my Chanel No.5, dear?

Last modified: 12/24/13