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  1. A man in a dress makes a good cook.
  2. Dress him up in a French maidís outfit and you have a house cleaner for the day.
  3. He can spot makeup smudges better than any other guy.
  4. He is a lot easier to buy gifts for.
  5. He knows how to handle delicates when he does the laundry.
  6. He knows how to treat a lady with care, sensitivity, and respect.
  7. He knows just the right way to make love, takes his time, and knows just what makes you tick!
  8. He knows to walk slow when youíre wearing heels.
  9. He loves to dress up and have long chat sessions.
  10. He loves to go shopping with you and watch you try on clothes.
  11. He never complains about leaving delicate underwear out to dry.
  12. He no longer expects you to get ready for a night on the town in 15 minutes or less.
  13. He understands the need for cosmetics.
  14. He understands why you donít care for spending 8 hours a day in pantyhose and high heels.
  15. He understands why you go through so many pairs of stockings.
  16. He will not only shop with you but pays the bill as well!
  17. He will understand that the best thing a girl can have when she feels down is new clothes.
  18. He wonít mind waiting on you or your girlfriends, and he wonít forget to curtsey.
  19. He wonít tear your lingerie when removing it from you.
  20. Heíll never ask you to have a threesome with another woman as long as he can wear the lingerie.
  21. Heíll NEVER object to being a clothes dummy and wearing a dress while you hem it.
  22. Heís a girl friend that will stick around, and wonít flake out on you or stab you in the back.
  23. Heís like having a live-in cosmetologist.
  24. His new friends donít spend all day watching football.
  25. If he buys you clothes, you know he sizes them right.
  26. If he says, ďHon, you look nice,Ē you know he really means it.
  27. If he wears a skirt its easy access.
  28. If you need a slip for that new dress you bought, he happens to have the perfect one, and lets you borrow it.
  29. If you purchase something for your home, it will never be too feminine for him.
  30. If youíve ever been bi-curious you can experiment a little.
  31. Satin and velvet are more snuggly than denim and wool.
  32. The only time he will ever care if you wear curlers to bed is if he has to wear the oversized rollers.
  33. The toilet seat will be down all the time.
  34. The world needs more feminists in lipstick.
  35. While shopping, you can test a new shade of nail polish on him and he doesnít complain or ask to see a matching lipstick.
  36. You always have a girlfriend to go shopping and have lunch with!
  37. You can ask him how an outfit looks and get an intelligent response.
  38. You can borrow his jewelry, clothes, and makeup.
  39. You can double your wardrobe if heís the same size as you!
  40. You can have a threesome without adding another partner.
  41. You can have your own private slumber parties.
  42. You can switch off wearing the high heels while on a long shopping spree.
  43. You can take him to the hair salon with you and he will sit quietly while you both get your hair done, and he will never complain; in fact he will thank you.
  44. You can take the Cosmo quizzes together.
  45. You can test a new shade of lipstick on him.
  46. You have a girlfriend as well as a boyfriend who doesnít mind waiting while you take your time shopping.
  47. You have a girlfriend who doesnít get PMS.
  48. You have even more excuses to go shopping, and he will even carry the bags.
  49. You know one of you will have a tissue with you when you need it.
  50. You never have to worry about cheating on you with another woman: he IS the other woman!


Last modified: 12/24/13